j6:

im a powerbottom but how comes when i plug my phone charger into my butthole it doesn’t charge? am i.. perhaps a fraud?

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catholicnun:

atira-patrice:

1o17:

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

She don’t love herself

she really don’t


White ppl r terrifying catholicnun:

atira-patrice:

1o17:

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

She don’t love herself

she really don’t


White ppl r terrifying catholicnun:

atira-patrice:

1o17:

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

She don’t love herself

she really don’t


White ppl r terrifying catholicnun:

atira-patrice:

1o17:

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

She don’t love herself

she really don’t


White ppl r terrifying catholicnun:

atira-patrice:

1o17:

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

She don’t love herself

she really don’t


White ppl r terrifying

catholicnun:

atira-patrice:

1o17:

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

She don’t love herself

she really don’t

White ppl r terrifying

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refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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Health and hygiene before modern times

  • EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
  • EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?

in3ffable-lib3rty:

black—lamb:

cute-pubes:

As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!

Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.

Read more here

black privilege….

they literally saw a black woman kissing a white man and ASSUMED SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE. and then they said they were married AND THE COPS FUCKING ASKED FOR ID???? what the fuck? what the fuck? and she said no AND WAS ARRESTED? they need to be fired but God knows that’s not going to happen. LISTEN: she’s an actress. this happened to a producer. even fucking Oprah. no matter what you accomplish as a black person, you are still black and people don’t think their rights apply to you despite the constitution
it’s really scary
it’s really infuriating
it’s really exhausting

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biscuitmango:

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I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

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